NORM - 9 Lives Freakshake
$37.99
Finally something for the bitchy weirdo in your life to push off the edge of the table: Introducing 9 Lives freakshake for cats! This powdered milkshake mix is made from freeze dried water buffalo liver, raw goats milk powder and organic catnip.
This freakshake was designed with your pussy in mind, but it’s perfectly safe for doggos too.
🦬 Buffalo is a hypoallergenic meat that is high in iron and protein. Liver is an excellent source of copper and vitamin A.
🍼 Raw goats' milk is both prebiotic and probiotic, low in casein and has smaller fat globules than cows' milk, making it much easier for cats to digest.
🌵 Catnip "Nepeta cataria" is a herb that makes two thirds of cats go loopy. It’s kitty crack, but also a perfectly safe herb that felines love. We just use a tiny bit so the effects may be subtle.
This freakshake is way more nutritious than lasagne and just as fun.
NORM's buffalo is raw, human grade and Australian.
Just add water to this nutritious milkshake mix and you're ready to start pushing shit of every available surface. You can also use this as a meal topper if your kitty doesn't dig drinks that look a bit like bong water.
Size: This 110g pack will make roughly 40 freakshakes for a cat or small dog, and 20 for a larger dog. We recommend starting with a small amount and seeing how your pet tolerates any new treat.
Ingredients: Freeze dried buffalo liver, raw goats milk powder, organic catnip.
The images we use are fun and playful, but please only feed your pet human foods that you know they are safe for them.
This freakshake was designed with your pussy in mind, but it’s perfectly safe for doggos too.
🦬 Buffalo is a hypoallergenic meat that is high in iron and protein. Liver is an excellent source of copper and vitamin A.
🍼 Raw goats' milk is both prebiotic and probiotic, low in casein and has smaller fat globules than cows' milk, making it much easier for cats to digest.
🌵 Catnip "Nepeta cataria" is a herb that makes two thirds of cats go loopy. It’s kitty crack, but also a perfectly safe herb that felines love. We just use a tiny bit so the effects may be subtle.
This freakshake is way more nutritious than lasagne and just as fun.
NORM's buffalo is raw, human grade and Australian.
Just add water to this nutritious milkshake mix and you're ready to start pushing shit of every available surface. You can also use this as a meal topper if your kitty doesn't dig drinks that look a bit like bong water.
Size: This 110g pack will make roughly 40 freakshakes for a cat or small dog, and 20 for a larger dog. We recommend starting with a small amount and seeing how your pet tolerates any new treat.
Ingredients: Freeze dried buffalo liver, raw goats milk powder, organic catnip.
The images we use are fun and playful, but please only feed your pet human foods that you know they are safe for them.
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