99 Problems But A B*tch Ain't One Dog Tag

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99 Problems Ultra Light Dog Tag

Leash too short, streets too loud, cars too fast and lights too slow. Too many sticks to carry them all. Too many bushes and not enough gas. Street dogs of today may have a lot of problems, but a female dog doesn't fall into this category at all, got it?

The 99 Problems Ultra Light Dog Tag is a stylish and fun accessory for your furry friend. The tag features the phrase "99 Problems" in bold, playful lettering, making it a unique addition to your pup's collar.


  • Woven from soft material
  • 3g ultra light weight 
  • Non-irritating

Size: 5 x 2.2cm (without ring), 1.5cm split ring

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